Wednesday, July 1, 2009

My Personal Enemy List

Upon learning of Obama's enemy list I thought shoot, anyone can be a vindictive asshole, perhaps I should make my own list, so here (off the top of my head, and in no particular order) it is...
Jeffrey Immelt: GE CEO, Corporate leech, asshole, & big government bedfellow

Kim Jong-il: Evil tyrant asshole & heir of DPRK's criminal regime.

Hugo Chavez: Ambitious Venezuelan dictator asshole & Obama soul-mate.

Ayatollah Seyyed Ali Khamenei: Leader of Iran's death cult and head theocrat asshole.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Crazy-ass death cultist asshole & Iranian President.

Usama Bin Ladin: Murderous asshole

Barney Frank: Congressman & bumbling asshole

Charles (Chucky) Schumer: Senator & scheming asshole

Henry Waxman: Congressman & inquisitorial asshole

Maxine Waters: Congresswoman & clueless asshole

Nancy Pelosi: House Speaker & grasping asshole

Harry Reid: Senate Majority Leader & major asshole

Rahm Emanuel: Manipulative asshole

Olympia Snow: Senator & RINO doormat asshole

Susan Collins: Senator & RINO doormat asshole

John Murtha: Congressman & dishonorable asshole

Ted Kennedy: Senator & degenerate asshole

Harold Koh: State Dept. Legal Adviser & extraconstitutional internationalist asshole

Brian Schatz: Democrat nobody & sneering asshole

Eric Holder: US Attorney General & extraconstitutional racialist asshole

George Soros: Evil financier asshole

Carl Levin: Senator & dangerous asshole

John McCain: Senator & obtrusive asshole

Lindsay Graham: Senator & meddlesome asshole

Jimmy Carter: Ex POTUS & crazy old anti-semitic asshole

Arlen Specter: Senator & treacherous asshole

John Kerry: Senator & haughty shithead asshole

Al Gore: Ex VPOTUS, and opportunistic environmental snake oil selling asshole.

Barack Obama: POTUS, nebulous leftwing blowhard, aspiring dictator, & vindictive asshole


David Axelrod: Man behind the curtain asshole

Please note that unlike Obama's list mine contains no journalists, beauty queens or car-dealers. Unlike our President I do not seek to obliterate the lawful and Constitutional rights of fellow citizens, I just want to identify the assholes.


Update:

The only other president I'm aware of that had an enemy list was Nixon. Powerline offers this comparison. The only question left to ask is whither Obama's Watergate? I don't know, but 5 will get you 10 that if it happens, ACORN will be involved.

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